May 2013
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galaxys4:
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are
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April 2013
45 posts
passion:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
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lipsticklizbienne:
i have actually never met a straight guy named trevor and i have known a lot of trevors
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cosmo tip #435
expertcosmotips:
during sex, stop abruptly and go “FREEZE! EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!”
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Me: Well, I think I have everything ready for prom. I've got a dress, shoes, a handbag...Am I forgetting anything?
Body: You don't have a major zit on your face yet.
Me: But I don't really want—
Body: No no, I insist.
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