hooked on sonnets

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“Wake Up Little Susie”

Ever since I was little, my mom has sung this song to wake me up in the mornings.  

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Movies I Watched Today:

1. Die Hard
2. The Exorcist

Prophet Muhammad, along with Buraq and Gabriel, visit Hell, and see “shameless women” being eternally punished for exposing their hair to the sight of strangers. Persian, 15th century.

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My car leaked oil in my friend’s garage today. I was so embarrassed. I felt like a middle school girl starting her period on her friend’s sofa.

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ZIPPITY BOO DOP SHOTS

An exception to my statement that I don’t laugh at things I see on the Internet.  

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you know what’s really weird? the fact that you’ll never actually be able to see yourself in real life. like you can see yourself in mirrors and reflections but you’ll never in your life see what you really look like

My science teacher said this to the class the other day.  I would not be surprised if that woman habitually smokes weed.

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